RANSVESTIA

H.P.: Breaker one niner, this is the Mama Bear in the Tijuana Taxi on the twister. I've been listening to you Ratchet Jaws for the past minutes. You are clean to Charm Town girls. That is Dream '76 and have a good week girls. We met your Pink Lady, Marilyn, yesterday and I graduated two years ago from Miss LaVonne's school so we know all about you. Keep your knobbies together and your talcum fresh girls. Everyone down at the Bear Pit wishes you all the good numbers. By the way Grabber, I love that dress you're wearing. Three and eights sweethearts and I'm clear.

Snake: Mercy sakes, Grabber, did you copy that? That Mama Bear had her ears on all the time and she knows our Home 20.

Trans: She was listening all the time and knows their secrets.

Snake: C'mon, c'mon, Grabber where are you?

Trans: Where is the Grabber?

PAUSE

Grab: Mercy, yay, yay, Snake, I'm in the grass. That Mama Bear scared me off the slab and down the chute.

Trans: He's in the grass on the median.

Snake: Mercy, me too, Grabber, C'mon, let's head for Dream '76 and I'll take the front door. You copy?

tom

Sharon Anne FCBC-4-H Author of "TV's on CB's"

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